Today I was trimming paper and my boss walks up to me...watches me for awhile and then asks, "Have you not used the big paper cutter before?"
I stop and look at him. I tilt my head. The tips of my mouth turn down. "Um, I don't think so."
His brow furrows, perturbed, but he just waves me to follow him.
And I start to before I realize, why yes, yes I have used the big paper cutter before. Several times in fact - I just kinda sorta forgot it existed.
Then suddenly, there it is, in my mind again! Oh yes, the paper cutter. Just that big beautiful machine sitting over there...
The girls laughed at me.
I turned red.
And my boss just patted my shoulder consolingly.
Sometimes, I have blonde moments.